24 of the spiciest emoji for when you definitely mean masturbation

There's something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts. But we all know the usual sexting suspects by now — eggplant emoji, peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji? SEE ALSO: The cherry emoji and 14 other emoji you can use to sext The world's most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it's time to retire the ol' eggplant for a while. It's time to use other elongated food items — may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat? And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation! All you need to do is get a little creative. To help you out, we've compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour. 1. Hand + food combo Masturbation emoji: fist, banana, hot dog Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 2. Pettin' the kitty Masturbation emoji: wave, cat Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 3. The ol' taco tango Masturbation emoji: taco, tango Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 4. Orbiting Venus Masturbation emoji: space, planet Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 5. Meat Beat Mania Masturbation emoji: fist, drumstick Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 6. Flicking the bean Masturbation emoji: finger, nuts Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE SEE ALSO: Masturbation isn't cheating. It's actually a really important part of your relationship. 7. Shifting the joystick Masturbation emoji: game controller, joystick, fist Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 8. Blasting off Masturbation emoji: rocket, fist, squirt Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 9. Just hands... like, every hand emoji Masturbation emoji: every hand emoji Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 10. Blow your own horn Masturbation emoji: blow, horn Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 11. Taming the beaver Masturbation emoji: bear, chains Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 12. Paddling the pink canoe Masturbation emoji: canoe, hearts Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE SEE ALSO: How to masturbate (and learn more about yourself while you're at it) 13. Hit the bullseye Masturbation emoji: finger, bullseye Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 14. Finger blasting Masturbation emoji: finger, explosion Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 15. Shaking hands with the milkman Masturbation emoji: shake, cow, milk Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 16. Spank the monkey Masturbation emoji: spank, monkey Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 17. Ring the bell Masturbation emoji: bell Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 18. Sweet, sweet honey Masturbation emoji: honeypot Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE SEE ALSO: What to do when you get stuck in a masturbation rut 19. Gushin' Masturbation emoji: waves Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 20. Choke the chicken Masturbation emoji: hands spread, chicken Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 21. Make the bald man cry Masturbation emoji: crying, bald man Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 22. Shower time Masturbation emoji: shower Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 23. Pinching the dumpling Masturbation emoji: dumping, pinching hand Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE 24. Clowning yourself Masturbation emoji: clown, eggplant, squirt Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you're sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what's going on. 😏 Featured Video For You Consent-oriented condom packaging says four hands are needed to open it, but then again – maybe not